Good Morning America

At an all male sleepover, whoever falls asleep first gets jerked off and then smacked in the face with the offending splooge covered hand... slapper must shout, "Good Morning America!" upon delivery of slap.

Bobby called his mom crying to pick him up from the sleepover after Johnny gave him the Good Morning America.

by JYeezie March 30, 2010

irish morning

when you wake in the morning to a man-ish woman and the aftermath of several drunken choices breathing in your face.

"hey man... i think i killed someone the other night and i havent been able to get rid of this itch since then."

"shit sounds like one hell of an Irish morning you had."

by the seven wharfs March 17, 2014

Morninger

Morninger is the same as the morning, but later into it. For example, at 2 am you would say "Good morning" because morning is after midnight, and at let's say 10 am you would say "Good morninger" because it's still morning but more of a morning.

"Hey, let's meet in the morninger morning"

by The Other Word Maker February 5, 2022

Morning Gorge

the quite opposit to Morning Wood;

Tony: i cant get out of bed yet as i have mahooosive morning wood.

Ami: i can not get up either as ones vag is wider than normal.

Tony: a ha i see the problem...morning gorge.

by N.A.A.R.C.F.R.D February 6, 2010

Morningtorium

A doomed attempt to give up an unhealthy habit--starting tomorrow.

After eating six bowls of Crunch Berries, I called a morningtorium on sugary cereals.

by Elvisstilllives December 8, 2009

Morning puncture

When someone reaches late to school, or office and blames the tire for being flat tire in the bike or car.

"Six out of ten times Rajeev had a morning puncture for reaching late last month, good time the company should buy him tubeless tires"

by ontheworldroad April 22, 2010

Morning After Shot

A drink for the ladies, to be taken after unprotected sex. consists of equal parts grain alcohol, bacardi 151, and a crushed morning after pill. To be drank at the top of a flight of stairs. Push her down after she downs it.

I had unprotected sex last night, but I made her a morning after shot, so I'm in the clear.

by captainstagneti December 28, 2010