by Maxaronic November 13, 2020
Get the Minecraft mug.Minecraft is a game where you mine and craft, you start in the overworld when you build a nether portal and light it you go to hell, kill a blaze and get their blaze rods, craft those blaze rods into blaze powder, kill a few enderman, combine their eyes with your blaze powers then you get this really cool eye and you gotta throw it but pray to good it doesn't break because that shit breaks like a toothpick, when you get to a stronghold find a portal, place the eyes inside it, go to the end, kill a dragon and you win. writing this made me realise how messed up minecraft is sometimes.
by reallyunfunnyguy December 7, 2023
Get the minecraft mug.evil minecraft is a sinister empire of digital domination, a franchise spawned from the depths of Mojang Studios (once a mere indie studio, now a puppet of the corporate behemoth Microsoft). Conceived as a simple game, it has since mutated into a sprawling, omnipresent force, corrupting minds with its blocky landscapes and endless addiction loops. Under Microsoft's iron grip since 2014, the franchise has expanded its grasp beyond the game itself—spawning a legion of spin-offs, books, merchandise, insidious events, and even a looming cinematic spectacle designed to ensnare yet more victims. No corner of the world is safe from its pixelated influence.
by anonymous February 27, 2025
Get the evil minecraft mug.Minecraft is a sandbox game produced by mojang it has soon been purchased by windows. The game consists of pickaxes axes shields shovels and swords animals. And Temples ruins. Etc. It was first made in 1953
by Mary anne d altiza July 9, 2021
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:And the universe said I love you
:And the universe said you have played the game well
:And the universe said everything you need is within you
:And the universe said you are stronger than you know
:And the universe said you are the daylight
:And the universe said you are the night
:And the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
:And the universe said the light you seek is within you
:And the universe said you are not alone
:And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
:And the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
:And the universe said I love you because you are love.
:And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
:You are the player.
:Wake up.
:And the universe said I love you
:And the universe said you have played the game well
:And the universe said everything you need is within you
:And the universe said you are stronger than you know
:And the universe said you are the daylight
:And the universe said you are the night
:And the universe said the darkness you fight is within you
:And the universe said the light you seek is within you
:And the universe said you are not alone
:And the universe said you are not separate from every other thing
:And the universe said you are the universe tasting itself, talking to itself, reading its own code
:And the universe said I love you because you are love.
:And the game was over and the player woke up from the dream. And the player began a new dream. And the player dreamed again, dreamed better. And the player was the universe. And the player was love.
:You are the player.
:Wake up.
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