Herman Mean Finger XIV

An old 50ish year old dude who is actually the sexiest man you’ll ever come across. Turns men gay upon eye contact. Has the eyes of Jesus Christ our Lord and Savior. Probably plays bass like the magnificent specimen he is. Has a beard trimmed into an almighty square that perfectly complements his orgasmic jawline. Wears a sick ass fedora without looking cringe. By far, the most based, gigachad, longest schlongiest human being you’ll ever experience.

Dude #1; “Hey man, I’m starting a cult for Herman Mean Finger XIV, wanna join?”
Dude #2; “Hell fucking yes I do.”
Woman with large tits #1; “Fuuccckkkk Herman Mean Finger XIV oh fuckkkk I’m cominggggggg.”
Woman with large tots #2; “Oooooh me toooooo fuckkk.”

by HermanMeanFingerXIVWorshiper November 3, 2022

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Mean

‣ Adjective

- An emphasising word.

Commonly used as a slang word in Zimbabwean Schools.

“He bailed that test a mean item!”

by some dwass oan April 19, 2024

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sock is so fucking mean wtf

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Meaty Music Meaning

In the music world, there are many types of music genres, and all these music genres can be described with the Meaty Music Meaning, or MMM for short. This is basically when a genre of music is classified as a type of meat, such as Pop music being the chicken nugget. Everyone knows about it, and everyone knows about the health risks about it, but we still listen to it. The meat used to describe a genre varies from person to person, but it is a relatively useful scale, for MMM not only informs people about music, but teaches people how to love music.

Boy 1- I think dubstep would be the burger of music
Boy 2- Wow, thanks to the Meaty Music Meaning scale, I have become informed with your information
Boy 3- I don't care, because I am a vegetarian in the music world
Boy 2- Oh, what do you listen to, then
Boy 3-I listen to Indie
Boy 1- Oh...

by TLMGH636 May 17, 2016

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