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Mason

The cutest man you'll ever find he's so fine every girl is obsessed with him but he only has eyes for one girl it's either you or the girl your jealous off it's to the point u like him so much u can hold it in anymore and wanna just run up to home and confess your feeling but u can't you'll feel embarrassed and nervous and want to rip your heart out because you know you have no chance
Mason is so fine today
by HES SO FINE UGHHH February 4, 2026
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Masonic Cooties

1. A figurative stigma or taint associated with a Freemason who has acted contrary to the principles, ethics, or expectations of Freemasonry, resulting in a damaged reputation.

2. The perceived risk of reputational harm or social contamination by association with such an individual.
-He got caught bending the rules, and now nobody will sit next to him in lodge. Classic case of *Masonic Cooties*.

-Careful who you shake hands with—Masonic Cooties spread faster than bad ritual work.
by Somo Titbee February 12, 2025
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Mason

Should kill himself, nobody would know, plus your replaceable, Mason is a self centered piece of shit worth nothing, nobody loves him although they seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don’t last and never will and they always end because of him, family and friends all act like they love him but deep down they all could go on without him, that’s a Mason, a person who nobody could give a fuck about.
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Mason 2009

Should kill himself, nobody would know, plus your replaceable, Mason is a self centered piece of shit worth nothing, nobody loves him although they seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don't last and never will seem like they do, in the end nobody loves a Mason, his relationships don't last and never will and they always end because of him, family and friends all act like they love him but deep down they all could go on without him, that's a Mason, a person who nobody could give a fuck about.
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Mason Lelling

A smelly stinky man who just doesn’t know how to shut his trap
I hate mason lelling
by TheFreshyBloch April 6, 2025
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Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
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Mason’s eggs

The most cursed, chaotic, and spiritually questionable form of eggs ever conceptualized. Originated when Rosie uttered the now-infamous phrase “mason’s eggs” as Gabo was actively cooking eggs, instantly summoning a vortex of unhinged energy into the kitchen. Gabo and Maria, in a fit of sleep-deprived brainrot, declared them holy. Or haunted. Unclear.
Usage:
“Bro these scrambled eggs taste like mason’s eggs—like, in a good way but also I think I saw God.”
“She said mason’s eggs and I blacked out for 3 minutes. I woke up holding a spatula and questioning my purpose.”

Warning: Consumption may cause existential dread, divine revelations, or spontaneous interpretive dance.
by mason’s eggs April 22, 2025
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