March 7

Day where you ask out people whos initials are J, D, G, K, R, F, and V

Him- “Hey its march 7th, your name starts with a k right?”
Her- “yeah?”
Him- “wanna be my gf?”
Her- “sure!!”

by woahepicstar March 7, 2022

March 30

The day when yes means no and no means yes

You: Mam, Dad, can i have some money please
Parents: no you have had loads
You: well its march 30th
Parents: *gives money*

by M4CI33 March 29, 2022

No Milk March

The national day where dads who left their family celebrate leaving hoes,whores etc. and enjoy that proud day

Guy 1:Hey man how about a beer for no milk March

Guy 2:Thanks for the offer it’s a good time to remind myself not to go for whores.

by 20mm Hispano Mkll Cannon October 17, 2020

March 10

Make your boyfriend get in a car with you and drive him around

Girl: Hey Henry get in my car it’s March 10
Henry: what’s March 10
Girl: it’s National get in your girlfriends car and let her drive you around

by Honk2.0 March 9, 2020

March 28

March 28 is say I love you to your partner day! Message or call or see your partner and tell them you love them. <3

Y/N: I love you! It’s March 28!

P/N (partners name): Aww, I love you too! :)

by jaikaii March 23, 2022

March 9th

National tell your biggest secret to a friend day

Person 1: what’s your biggest secret?
Person 2: why would I tell you?
Person 1: cause it’s March 9th duh

by Cecejusi March 8, 2021

1st of March

Best day, best day, best day. Only good day . Every other day I cry.

Person 1: It is 1st of March woohoo
Person 2:It will be crying time tomorrow

by EpicFortniteChad21 November 29, 2020