Indiana Lunchbox

When your so fucking hungry while in the act of sex that you are willing to eat corn on the cob out of a girls shitter or pussy.

Man when I got into bed with her my stomach was asking for an "INDIANA LUNCHBOX!"

by JohnsonSwellz June 17, 2016

Pizza Lunchable

Pizza Lunchable (PE•zah•LUNCH•uh•bl) Noun 1. A disgusting excuse for pizza. 2. What mothers give their schoolchildren for lunch. 3. Sadly, the best kind of Lunchable.
Adj 1. The best.

Use 1(n):
"Dude, that Little Caesars down the block sells Pizza Lunchables.
Use 2(n):
"Ugh, my mom packed me a Pizza Lunchable for lunch today."
Use 3(n):
"Hey! I just got a Pizza Lunchable! That's a gigantic step-up from the microwave burrito I got yesterday!"
Use 1(a):
"You ain't got nuttin' on me, I'm the Pizza Lunchable.

by The Pizza Lunchable January 26, 2017

cincinnati lunchbox

It's where two people dress up as lunch meats and rub condiments all over each other before engaging in intercourse atop loaves of fresh bread

Hey baby, want to go backstage with me for a Cincinnati lunchbox?

by Lepidon July 20, 2018

Matthew Lutchman Bennett

Gay boy that’s garb at soccer and can’t play fort and his hair looks like a coffee maker omega lol

Maddie, ur boyfriend is such a matthew lutchman bennett

by Matthews god friend January 28, 2019

come get your lunch

A versatile expression that applies to several different situations that can be only described as getting fucked up, fucked over, and/or over fucked. Also applies in a past tense as 'getting one's lunch.'

Hey, if you don't like... Come get your lunch, Ernie.

My boss is an asshole and, man, he gave me my lunch.

I'm going to bed, so you better come get your lunch.

by finious February 20, 2010

Hobo's Lunchbox

A mixed drink made from whatever random liquor is left in your house.

Usually made in desperation.

Use caution when ordering at a bar. You never know what you will get.

Person 1 - "Dude what are you drinking?"

Person 2 - "A refreshing Hobo's Lunchbox."

Person 1 - "But all we had left was Vodka, Harlequin, and tonic."

by Bananas842 May 22, 2011

Fisherman's lunchbox

A sexual maneuver that involves the male (the fisherman) double penetrating (or DP) the female with both his male member in one orifice, and a frozen piece of squid in the other.

Friend A: Do you know that girl over there?
Friend B: Know her, I pulled a fisherman's lunchbox on her last week.

by knowledgeable fellow November 19, 2013