Massive chode energy. Absolute dumpster-fire of an individual. Will drive you crazy in the best way possible. She is beautiful, smart, and is a confirmed artsy fartsy, or farty and arty. As a female, she in fact, does not poop. Lauren has a heart of gold, which sounds kind of heavy but somehow works. The devil forced her into hell for stealing toys from children. In Hell, her punishment was play Wile. E. Coyote and reenact the falling anvil scene, for she possesses a fear for falling objects. Though Lauren resembles Shaggy, she was kicked out of the Mystery Gang for too much meddling.
by Not Chris P. Bacon November 23, 2021
Get the Lauren mug.All around amazing human. She is kind, honest, and generous. She loves fitness and especially yoga. She is super smart but will not make you feel dumb, even though she’s probably far more insightful and has a higher IQ than the average person. She also is amazing in bed. She keeps herself tight n right. But, the key to her heart is Taco Bell. Usually Lauren is not tall but rather height challenged with good body proportion. Lauren loves to laugh and will do her best to make you feel amazing and special because she believes every person is a gift. If you are lucky enough to snag a Lauren, hold onto her because her magic only comes around once, if ever. Also, she has great hair.
by anonymous November 23, 2021
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They are silly, very flirty with people! A goofy guber! She thinks she sexy but not…. Bad driver. Short! Interesting… thinks they are allways right.speaks truth.sucks at school! No friends!good at making videos kinda! Hungry all the flippen time! Mute…. Loves short horses!! Dirty minded… very athletic..
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