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Kentucky cream

1. To shoot a load through a gap in the teeth of someone.

2. Receiving a blowjob from someone missing their front teeth until completion.
He gave that nasty rube a Kentucky cream in exchange for meth money.
by Shuck E Darns July 18, 2013
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Kentucky Stare

The blank, unemotional expression on your face while you unknowingly stare, often captured by pictures, you can tell nothing is going on behind their eyes.
Katie- "What does your friend think of me? He has been staring at me all night, kinda freaking me out."

Bob- "O, don't worry, that's just his Kentucky Stare, there's nothing going on behind those eyes."
by Lunch____Box September 20, 2011
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Kentucky flat iron

When you do a hot rail of meth off of a woman who has no breasts

It's only a Kentucky flat iron if you're either in Kentucky, or she's from Kentucky
"I gave her a Kentucky flat iron and I haven't slept in 3 days!"
by Toe_knuckles March 16, 2023
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Skid (Kentucky slang)

Guy 1: Damn, she's a Skid (Kentucky slang)
Guy 2: Yeah, for sure
by skidman56 February 1, 2023
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Kentucky Kitchen

A Kentucky kitchen is when you are fornicating with your sister in the kitchen and your mom walks in. She then starts cooking and joins in. This is how many inbred families are made, traditionally those in white rural areas. Interference with a Kentucky Kitchen can be fatal so use caution if you approach one.
Brother: Yeah take it!

Sister: oh yeah gimme that brotherly love!

*mom walks in and starts cooking*

Mom: yeah now insert your meat stick into my wet stinky hole! This is the Kentucky kitchen I missed from when I was a little girl!
by Yung Butthole February 21, 2023
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The Kentucky dildo

The act of using shit as the dildo instead of using a actual dildo
I tried the Kentucky dildo for the first time last night.
by Random definition guy October 15, 2023
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kentucky fried fatass

someone who is so astronomically fat they have their own gravitational pull
“charles jessie layne ||| is such a kentucky fried fatass”
“charles that’s your 5th double cheese burger this hour you kentucky fried fatass
by Ripp Tichards October 19, 2023
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