Jizz Hands

The act of cumming into your hands and then shaking them vigorously.

"After sex, I like to do jizz hands to celebrate."

by John Locke 'n' Load September 22, 2017

Jizz Jacket

Covering someone with sperm.

Amy wanted sperm so I gave her a jizz jacket with matching glasses.

Your mother is a Jizz Jacket.

by b7random November 27, 2016

Jizz Chaffee

Having cum up the vagina for so long that it produces a chaffing sensation

I heard Julia is suffering from jizz chaffee
yeah she kept it up there for too long

by Slow Asian January 10, 2010

Jizz-monster

A male/female whose face has been covered in so much semen that he/she resembles a monster.

Don't be afraid Tom, this isn't a real monster, it's just a Jizz-monster.

by Rybu April 11, 2013

yogurt jizz

The liquid on top of yogurt that most people throw away or stir in.

What's the liquid on top of my yogurt? Yogurt jizz.

by jojo95 May 10, 2016

Jizz rag

Rag used to wipe cum off a surface like Stevens face

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

Shit I don't have my jizz rag

by Gajlwvbw March 29, 2016

jizz bag

Can be synonymous with "Douche Bag" in certain circles.

Him?...that guys a complete jizz bag.

by jasonic September 14, 2005