July Third

The people born on this day have massive schlongs, also the day before fourth of July.

Im so happy that it is July Third today.

by Max fan. October 17, 2019

July 16th

The best people are born on this day. They can be annoying but they're the best at football. They are nice and would do anything for you.

Hi when's your birthday
Its July 16th
CAN WE BE BESTIES PLEASE

by Ghoulix November 6, 2021

July 15

Go to your bestfriend and slap their butt

Me:Hey *Slaps butt*
Her:YO wtf
Me:It's July 15 bestfriend

by NatsRatHole October 7, 2021

July 21st

NATional NAT Day. The one day of the year where Natalie has special time with a subject of her liking.

“Hey, Miles did you know today is July 21st?”
“No. What’s today?”
“It’s the day Natalie chooses between you and Owen to have some fun.”

by stankgingerluvr July 21, 2021

July 21

July 21 is national ask someone out day. They can’t say no! Go ask someone out.

Hey Layla it’s July 21 so wanna go on a date?

Yes

by youraputa July 21, 2021

July 24

National slap your sister day.

national slap your sister day is July 24 where you slap your sister every time they are being annoying

by Shawxx July 24, 2021

July 25th

National slap your aunt day

*slaps aunt*

aunt: WHAT WAS THAT FOR DJENUDNEISVDID
me: its july 25th

by cherriPOP July 24, 2021