j-shored

to feel if as you have lost all brain power and devolved into some sort of primate subhuman hybrid after watching reality television for an extended amount of time.

I collapsed like a lubed up combination ladder in my bedroom after being j-shored by the reality show marathon i could not pull myself away from today.

by provider44 January 16, 2010

J-Swap

To go out with somebody with the intentions of going out with their sister

Peter used to go out with Camille but ever since he pulled a J-Swap he has fucked Jackie in the ass every day.

by Michael Peen April 24, 2008

stub-j

A stub-j is to receive fellatio from a woman small enough to stand fully while doing the deed.

man, i heard rachel gave sam a wicked stub-j last night!

by booby-c January 11, 2008

J-wipe

The action of wiping the female vagina to induce pleasure. The motion is resemblant of a j-cloth.

Instead of the usual routine, John used the J-Wipe technique to spice things up in his sex life.

by muck-barn October 21, 2010

shek-j

A ho chunk term referring to someone talking shit

Someone e says the won a million dollars response would be shek-j

by Menominee916 March 15, 2021

J. Pilot

The abbreviation for the scientific term Junky-Auto-Pilot. Junkies (a.k.a. junker, junks, Team J) have the rare and unexplained ability to not only work and interact amoungst normal civilians for long periods at a time, but also carry the unique ability to reak social night life havoc for up to 72 consecutive hours at a time. It is at some point during this period that J. Pilot is activated, and it is at that point where no baby hippo is safe. Studies have shown that over 92% of baby hippo poaching is the result of Junky Auto Piloting.

Ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at Fausto's house with lettuce all over the floor? Ohh nevermind, I remember hitting the J. Pilot button last night. Damn it.

by Jungle Junky September 2, 2010

j fuck

When two Virgins are "trying" to stay pure, the man pushes the woman's butt cheeks together and shoves his meat between the cheeks and pumps until he explodes on her back. It usually happens when you're non virgin friends drive you around watching you through the rearview mirror.

Bro, that guy totally J fucked her in the backseat of my car.

by J Fucker69 August 22, 2019