Dave Device

An instrument used to measure the force of thrust between two partners during sex.

When Patricia took off her pants and jumped on Oscar, she damn near broke the Dave Device.

by Fruitloop72 November 05, 2021

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Dave Mustainetitis

It’s what happens when you pronounce “Balls” instead of “Pulse”

“You tried to take his balls…..”

-Someone who has Dave Mustainetitis

by Vechiles4chldren April 25, 2024

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The teachers that fill our computer science lessons and teach us more things than the teachers.

Craig n Dave looking drippy with their merch

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When a man wine and dine's a woman with Wendy's fast food, and then proceeds to give said woman many subsequent orgasms.

"Hey man, I'm gonna go give Candance a Dave's Double".

by HeelaJameson April 23, 2021

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When you need a car fixed and the only possible payment is a good old blowey. Kickin the loafers off and getting down to business.

Man I was fuckin broke and blasted last night and the only way I could get home was a Dave mcintire.

by Mark and Beef September 25, 2022

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Something completely random that you say just to be completely random and confuse people.

Friend: What colour is the carnival?
Me: Awesome Sauce! Running man from Tetris lol Dave lol!

by Ishy-Yoshi April 18, 2023

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To smell like shrek’s swamp mixed with a gallon of sweat.

Wow, I can’t believe how bad he smells! He smells like a Fort Dave.

by Fort Dave May 01, 2018

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