The sexual act of inserting a bare hand into a goose's abdominal cavity typically through its anus and saying, "This is how you do it boys." The person continues thrusting their blood covered hand in and out of the goose in a forceful manner. The person also may play with a flap of skin flicking it in a playful state. It is a popular sexual fetish in the south where large quantities of birds are shot and cleaned for food. It has been deemed inhumane however to insert a penis into the goose because that would be bestiality.
My hunting buddy sent me a video of him performing a, "Goose Cleaning," he said it really gets him going for the bedroom.
by A man you have never seen February 27, 2017
Get the Goose Cleaningmug. Code name for an attractive female often viewed in close proximity to the observer. Origin for the use of this adjective originates in Lincolnshire.
Look at that goose!
by Striped Banana October 6, 2017
Get the Goosemug. When oral sex is being performed on a man and just before ejaculation the one performing the oral squeezes the shaft to prevent any fluid passage and punches the man in the scrotum. It is regularly used as retaliation by a victim of a donkey punch
by Mr. Myner June 5, 2018
Get the punching the goosemug. by Oohh darling January 7, 2021
Get the Silly goose with a mallards headmug. There are many silly gooses around the world. Even the universe. But there is only ONE silly goose that is THE silly goose.
The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.
Nobody can object because it's a fact.
The silly goose is someone called Alex. Alex is the silly goose.
Nobody can object because it's a fact.
by ninerrr September 25, 2022
Get the The Silly Goosemug. The definition derived from the age old tribe or the roseheath mans. When one mans says to another mans that he isn’t not trying to not woo his other mans woman.
by Cat and goose mans August 20, 2018
Get the Mean game of cat and goosemug. by Yippeeeeeeee March 28, 2024
Get the gone to the goosemug.