A weak enemy who dies in one hit. Primarily found in the beginnings of 1st level dungeons. If they are able to break the fourth wall, they often say: "ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooohh i'm just a little goblin noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo please don't swing your sword i will die in just one attack oooooooooooooooohhh i only have 3 hitpoints please sir i am just a little goblin i will not even drop good items noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo your sword is so strong i am a level one goblin i donot know why i guard this dungeon ohhhh" in a frantic voice without stopping.

Oh hey, look at that Widdle Gobwin.
Yeah, what's he doing out here?

Widdle Gobwin by Funniman2 February 4, 2021

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Goblingon

Goblingon is a word that is supposed to sound like the phrase gobbling on. It was popularized by a streamer named Druttut.

Person 1: Do you know Goblingon?
Person 2: What is Goblingon?
Person 1: I don't know but you are Goblingon (gobbling on) deez nuts!

Goblingon by Arrayy November 19, 2021

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Gobblin' Pussy

A very loose and ugly pussy with turkey like features.

"Your gobblin' pussy swallowed me whole"

THIS IN NO WAY, SHAPE OR FORM IS IT A COMPLIMENT.

Gobblin' Pussy by TacoPuss69 April 7, 2020

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Goblinfucker

A gentleman with a tendency to pursue and engage in sexual activities with ladies of less-than-stellar repute or appearance.

I saw you banging the old lunch lady in your car last night pal, you're a real goblinfucker.

Goblinfucker by jogan6 February 3, 2021

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