Goofy Fucker

A person, often a roommate, that is excessively naive, strange, and clueless. Often small town country boys that attend college in the city turn out to be goofy fuckers.

Brandon - Did you hear what Jason did?

Jay - Haha yeah, hes such a goofy fucker.

Brandon - Hellz yeah, I love crack.

by iSpeakTruth November 4, 2008

pastry fucker

A person who masturbates by sticking their dick in the hollow part of a donut.

Cop gave me a speeding ticket when I was only 5 mph over the limit! What a pastry fucker!

by mandi November 28, 2003

Duck Fucker

1) He Who (on a regular basis) has sexual relations with ducks 2) a woman who spreads hers legs before a duck

Tommy Hayes reguarly fucks ducks, he is a duck fucker , or "we all fuck ducks" an accurate refrence could be the poem "fuck fuck fuck a duck, screw a kangaroo, fingerbang an arangatang at your local zoo"

by DuckLover42 April 17, 2009

Chicken Fucker

Somebody who fucks just about anything

That man is a chicken fucker.

by J.R.P December 2, 2015

Trash fucker

Any person who will go home with the even the skeeziest people,just to get laid.Usually ending up with a trip to the doctor for some kind of medication.

Matt:Hey Mike did you see the girl the Rob just left with?

Mike:Helz ya,he is such a trash fucker.

by fat wyt guy April 5, 2009

burrito fucker

When a non-Mexican person is sexually attracted to, or has had sex with, a person of Mexican descent.

Juan's wife Christina sure is a burrito fucker.

by SovietSupremeTaco December 6, 2015

Poopie fucker

someone who has anal sex with someone with shit in their ass

Man 1: that shit felt good on my dick when i was poopie fucking her.
Man 2: Ewwww
Man 1: what you aint a poopie fucker?

by asschbi fuck you December 2, 2010