freddy kruegering

Someone with long nails who fingers a chick and cuts her insides.

"wanna go freddy krueger"
"I was Freddy kruegering your sister now I need to was my hands"

by kinkykelly July 3, 2014

Frederick Henry Royce III

A twat who thinks he's funny. Swings both ways and takes it up the rear end.

I hate Frederick Henry Royce III, he's such a cunt.

by absolutetwat August 12, 2014

Foredraw

Writing or drawing something on someones forehead so they don't notice and other people give them dirty looks in public.

Lets go foredraw a dick on Benji's head

by sanjay gupta July 13, 2015

Fred Loya'd

When the insurance company screws you over or refuses to pay your claim.

I got hit by someone with some shitty car insurance and they FRED LOYA'D me. Its been 6 months and they still haven't fixed my car.

by insurance rokr August 1, 2016

Fred Flintstone

Fred Flintstone, or Fred, is a placeholder name for any man whose name you do not know that fits the following requirements:

Has a temper, impatient, womanizer, macho, overweight, hair is thinning, five o'clock shadow, blue collar, has a favorite bowling ball, mows the lawn three times a week, at least forty years of age, doesn't do "women's work", says words like "gizmo", "gadget", "reefer", and MonDEE, quotes Andrew Dice Clay five times a day, is homophobic, right-wing, listens to Bruce Springsteen and The Beach Boys, reads the periodicals, has a skin tag, watches the local news, has a landline phone, wife is a red-head, has a friend named Barney, daughter brought home a foreigner. NOT TO BE CONFUSED WITH Hank Hill, Charlie Brown, or Homer Simpson.

Neighbor: Hey you! Stop all that swearing while you're outside! There's ladies here!

Guy: No problem Fred.

Neighbor: What was that!!!?

Scenario 2

Co-worker: If that yuppie intern keeps smart mouthing me, I'm gonna give him a knuckle sandwich!

Guy: Hey! Calm down Fred Flintstone. He's just a kid.

Co-worker: How many times do I have to tell you? My name's not Fred... WILMAAAAAAA!!!

by pablo2by4 May 31, 2016

Freddy Thompson

an act where you pretend to be unaware of the presence of a certain person you claim to be cool with, it's a forbidden art passed down by the great Freddy Thompson himself that has been put into practice by the great fiends of Salinas, California. The stronger the ego the stronger the Freddy Thompson will be regardless of the distance between the Freddy Thompson and the Freddy Thompson'd.

Uriel: oh look it's Natasha

Natasha: *activates the Freddy Thompson by walking right by him not acknowledging his existence whatsoever*

Uriel: Big 'Ol Freddy Thompson!!!

by BrothaLoaf August 18, 2016

Fred

A super ass gay ass person with a really tiny dick and a super irritating laugh.
He is probably blonde and always wears sweatpants and a little to big sweatshirt or hoodie.
He is very funny and probably the "clown of the class".
He seems to love trouble and always get into fights. The teachers in his school probably hates him too.
He is probably going to hit puberty at the age of 20 and he's always late for school.

Person 1: do you know who Fred is?

Person 2: Oh yea that really gay guy that i got into a fight with.

Person 1: hah yea, you did beat his ass too.

by aus818 December 12, 2016