mage fist

A sex act: To dip your hand in glitter and insert into an agreed upon orifice in your partner

Man, sex last night was wild. He gave me a Mage Fist and I'm still picking glitter out of my growler

by Syx the Mighty March 2, 2018

Neopolitan Love Fist

Gentleman's version of the Cretin's "Shocka". Where in a dandy fellow takes his (or her) freshly manicured digits, inserts two in a lady's Flower and one into her Eye of Horus. The then proceeds to row and joust about with precision and rhythm until the Belladonna has reached a moment of ecstasy.

Also the name of a Guns of Boom veteran Player# 33073105 who will gladly apply such methods to your player; minus the flower, and with a mother fucking shotgun.

Bring it,noob.

OMFG, you just got the Neopolitan Love Fist, with a God Damn Blunderbuss.

You brought this on yourself.

by Chony Baloney March 15, 2018

biscuit fist

To put your hand in a fist and punch someone (or something) so hard it ends up looking like a biscuit

To punch something so hard that your hand feels like a biscuit afterwards

If she says one more thing about me, I'll biscuit fist her so hard.

I got mad once and biscuit fisted my wall.... there's a major hole in it now.

After I biscuit fisted John, his face was so messed up he had to go to the hospital.

by ukahaylee September 19, 2016

FIST ME CHEAP WHORE

When you want your friend to fist you just say this

I told DJ FIST ME CHEAP WHORE and the next thing I knew I had a fist in my asswhole

by Flameheart115 September 8, 2016

biscuit fist

A biscuit fist is when you take your fist like a club and punch the temple area of someones head.

Joe biscuit fisted Steve after they got into a fight.

by Pseudonym:Moose July 28, 2016

gold fisting

Talking about how great you are while rubbing it in someone's face. Usually gold fisters are also hypocrites and get a lot of hate. They are usually an all around dumbass and douchebag.

Person 1: Man, that guy was calling me a weeb.
Person 2: Don't worry, we all hate him. He was just gold fisting.

by NightlyDisaster July 6, 2016

hebrew fisting

The act of shoving a dredil up another's ass. Typically also shoving your fist up the ass too to make the dredil go up higher

Hebrew fisting
Man I Hebrew fisted Martha and got the dredil stuck in her ass

by Bigdaddysausage July 2, 2016