Female orgasm app

Remember when I said that women are full of shit and don't know what's going on down there anyways?
Hym "Well NOW... There's a female orgasm app (I can't remember the name) and the SALES PITCH... IS LITERALLY THE THING I SAID! Have you seen the commercial? Have you see the ad? If you have and you know who I am then you know that I am CORRECT A-FUCKING-GAIN!!! And now there's an app to help you become like me! It's like the fruit from the tree of knowledge. You can use that app to become like ME. A person who isn't completely full of shit! Isn't that nice? But you'll only 'be like me' in the 'not full of shit' sort of way. You won't be a genius. You won't be better than everyone. And you CERTAINLY won't be always-right. Only I can be thoughs things. So... Yeah. Buy the app. And take my money and let me hit it."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023
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Female Partner

A woman that you do not like romantically or personally, that you still date because you are physically compatible.
by Musty Musk Man January 17, 2025
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Creepy female

This is a girl you will probably meet in high school that has a huge obsession over you. They will call you their boyfriend even though you never talk with them or start converstations with them. Being around you they will try their best to make you feel as uncomfortable as possible and even trying to get sexual with you for no goddamn reason. Even though she has no reason to like you and you dont even look that pretty. She looks like a supermodel and has perfect hair/ Or is emo and wears chokers and black makeup and makes her skin color completely pale. You will never understand why they like you so much in this creepy way because you never can see being a family with the girl in the future knowing that you are completely diffferent. You will not be safe from kids like this if you are 13 - 16 Years of age.
You: *Breathing*

Emo girl: I love you, I want you to stick your dick inside me and have babies with me until I cum. And after that we can have a nice house and I can love you everyday and hold you sexually. I want you to lick me from head to toe and smother me in your goo. Please daddy, Let us embrace and be together forever

Kid: What the frick. I never talk to you and You are a hella Creepy female.

Girl: but I want you inside me OwO

Kid: *Runs Away*

Girl: YOU CANNOT ESCAPE ME SENPAI!!!

Kid: fuck you whore

Girl: I love it when you call me that

Kid: *Runs Faster*
by i am so epic 2007 March 14, 2019
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Female Pressurizing

When you get precum in a girls vagina, and use an air chuck to clean out her uterus. Effective up to 72 hours typically. Recommended PSI is 150. The effective rate is 98.4%
The other night i was banging my girl and i got pre i’m in her so i used the female pressurizing method.
by bigdaddy9669 May 1, 2022
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female dervish

she's a female dervish
by khatumo October 29, 2020
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Sexy female dog

Its a sexy bitch/female dog and its sexy uwu
Mark:Hey sexy female dog
Lia:hello hot bitch
Mark:😏
Reina:are you really flirting😒
Lia:🤔
Reina: whats does it fooking mean!
Mack: it mean a bitch stupid
by AbussyVirly January 19, 2022
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