donkey crook

best person ever,youre shmoop,kinda person youd give an egg to or get spam single from,an angel or perfect being,beautiful cool chick

my donkey crook keeps pinchin me and took my wallet

by mr potato shmoop October 11, 2009

donkey disnogafa

a word used to randomly interject into a dead coversation.

origin: unknown, means nothing but sounds weird

1(during silent elevator trip)
Guy: "DONKEY DISNOGAFA"
Everyone else: get off at the next floor just to get away from him

2 You're a little donkey disnogafa

by Fluffy McNubNubs January 15, 2008

Swab-Donkey

A Swab-donkey is a term often used to describe a rectal papsmear. Often used with Prostate check-ups.

Timmy :- Hey man, I'm going for a swab-donkey today!!
Tybalt :- Uhmmm WHAT THE FUCK!!!!

by Swab-donkey boy March 25, 2009

Donkey frog

An arrogant poker player who just isn't that good!

"That Donkey Frog just gave me his chips on a plate!"

by Oxterhair August 5, 2008

horrible donkey

The act of blowing all the snot out of your nose and just letting it sit there.

I was hiking and didn't have a tissue, so I just did a Horrible Donkey.

by Cherylla Kay March 17, 2013

Silent Donkey

"Silent Donkey" another word for "Dumb Ass"

Man telling that Silent Donkey where he screwed the pooch just wore me out.

ass stupid careless thoughtless unaware

by CTBear July 5, 2014

chowder donkey

Is a short pudgy troll looking person. Has a body that resembles a pubescent boy. Lives off a steady diet of processed garbage, and will steal co -.workers parking spots just because to goddamn lazy to walk. Quoted as saying ill do as little as possible just enough to keep my job.

That chowder donkey stole my damn parking spot again at work.

by luigi gnome October 30, 2013