post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.

by dumbledarren March 9, 2011

Chris wood depression

the really sad feeling, that usually happens around 1am, when you realise you are never going to be able to marry Chris wood because he'll never know you

Chris just posted a insta pic dam now I have chris wood depression :(

by lorelaixfaith on tiktok January 6, 2021

post pussy depression

A state of depression which can be triggered by reminders of a sexual occurrence that once feels deep regret for. A morally injurious act. Treatment involves avoiding reminders of the act, such as perfumes, locations, or sleeping with her sister.

Generally not compensable if in fact the event took place in a work setting.

Son, you have post pussy depression. I told you, you're thinking with the wrong head.

by straightupdrunk August 1, 2022

Depressed Cowboy Syndrome

A hardcore republican with zero self-awareness. Usually has a chronic fear of girls from the goth community.

"Man that dudes corny as fuck he def got Depressed Cowboy Syndrome"

by $$Definition June 20, 2023

depression vs anxiety

a power couple so in love it's inevitable they clash and when they do beware.

depression vs anxiety is some unpredictable sheeeet

by BumStatusYo December 6, 2018

depressed thought disorder

A voice in your head that makes you feel depressed, though you can mute it but you don’t really want to

John has Depressed Thought Disorder , so we should help him

by ImAFluidSexual April 1, 2021

violent depression sex

The kind of sex that is reserved between a woman and their sexually frustrated neighbor, both parties are vigorously and mercilessly going at it, however they're mid existential crisis at the though of what their life has come to, sat in a somewhat strange mans house, having your ass eaten whilst fearing the wrath of his obese wife breaking down the door.

Such sex involves acts to inflict major harm and discomfort upon each other, such as a foreskin tearing hand job, whilst her mother is in the kitchen, unaware of the task at hand (Pun intended).
Furthermore such an act is later ignored and they go back to awkwardly making compulsory conversation whence they see each other in public, till the time comes again. (Pun, yet again, intended).

"You see the way Catherina and Phil were looking at each other at the shop"?
" Yeah, they've been going at it"
"Phil's wife ain't gonna be impressed that he's been having violent depression sex with her*.

by Decan Gray May 7, 2018