Dark Chocolate Syndrome

1) the act of pretending to like something that appears high class, to display that one has very good taste, although that person might have horrible taste in real life

2) Pretending to like dark chocolate, instead of regular or white chocolate, because one thinks that dark chocolate is more unrefined and less synthetically processed than other chocolate forms and that dark chocolate is the closest form to the untouched virgin cocoa of Africa and Latin America, although clearly, every one knows that normal chocolate and white chocolate is tastier.

"Guy 1 - did you see that new French Black and White movie? it was the best movie and contemporary art and unicorns
Guy 2 - what was it about?
Guy 1 - umm....well...you know, the usual stuff, world wars, renaissance art, aliens....all that
Guy 2 - dude....stop it with this dark chocolate syndrome...you don't even know what the movie is about"

John - You know, this dark chocolate has an amazing smell of raw cocoa that no inferior normal chocolate or white chocolate can offer. This must be from Ghana.
Alice - Hmmm....where is Ghana again?
John - you know....umm...that island beside Vietnam.

by KMH_Z April 25, 2013

dark side of oz

Awesome sync between the greatest album ever, Dark Side of the Moon by Pink Floyd, and an excellent movie, the Wizard of Oz. Start the CD after the 3rd Lion's roar and expereince something amazing and mysterious.

"Balanced on their biggest wave," as Dorothy is balancing on a fence.

by Bob January 12, 2004

The Dark Side of the Moon

What one says when they're going to get high and listen to the Pink Floyd album The Dark Side of the Moon.

Guy 1: Hey you wanna go see a movie?

Guy 2: No I can't man, I'm going to The Dark Side of the Moon.

by Maurice Del Taco February 5, 2010

dark dirty keyboard

It's a dance related to the song "My Boo" you move your arms in the same motion playing a keyboard. But you have to be located in a dark corner with a dirty look.

"Wow she's goooood I wish I could dark dirty keyboard that good"

by iwasinurbedlastnight March 11, 2017

Dark Side of the Force

A pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

The Dark Side of the Force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.

by Darth EEEEEEEEEEEE December 3, 2020

dark lord of the sith

dark lord of the sith was the leader of the sith empire in the days before darth bane, after darth bane (who made the rule of two) both two sith where the dark lord of the sith, and if you don't know who the sith where, they are a gang in star wars who carry around laser swords

star wars begginer: what is a dark lord of the sith
star wars nerd: dark lord of the sith was the leader of the sith empire in the days before darth bane, after darth bane (who made the rule of two) both two sith where the dark lord of the sith
star wars fan but not nerd: google it

by the pharmicist May 6, 2020

Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark

A game invented by my friends and i after a drunken night out where 2-6 players gather in a room with a phonebook turn the lights off and proceed to throw the phonebook as hard as possible in any direction you think somone is in ALWAYS results in injuries often bloodshed but always great fun highly recomended.

my personal injuries include welt on my shin, black eye, busted nose, cut over my cheekbone & large forehead wealt. thankfully my testicles have been able to Dodge The Phonebook In The Dark but my mates aren't so lucky

by K33N A5 September 29, 2009