International Talk Like A Pirate Day

It's a day in September in which people are encouraged to act like the gayest assholes in the fucking world.

Oh boy, I can't wait to celebrate International Talk Like A Pirate Day with my tiny, tiny penis!!!

by JeffersonWheelchair May 7, 2022

International Free hugs from Hector day

Hector’s will be obligated to give free hugs to anyone that asks for it so just let them know!

“Do you know what day it is”
“No”
“Can I have a hug”

“Ohhhhhh”
“ It’s International Free hugs from Hector day“
“Ya”

by Nocappaslack May 9, 2022

National makeout in a changing room day

This day takes place on June 29th and is when u and your partner go in a changing room and makeout

Riley-hey it’s National makeout in a changing room day let’s go to the changing room

Eliana- okay let’s go then

by Idkimcrazylol June 25, 2022

International Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day

This day is celebrated on 16th of July. On this day you can fuck ur homie's mom and ur homie and his/her mother cannot reject u fucking his/her mom.

You: Hey John I am gonna fuck your mom, because its international Fuck Your Homie's Mom Day.
John: Oh ok go ahead.

by ayushdrane July 14, 2022

International post the person you love most day

On August 19th, you post the person you love the most on your social media.

It’s International post the person you love most day!! I have to post my bestie

by StrangeEmo August 18, 2022

national cum in a pizza day

national cum in a pizza day is on September 22, or on September 11, depending on my mood.
*this definition is not related to National cum on a pizza day*

guy 1: “yo bro happy national cum in a pizza day! i just ordered some Little Caesars”

guy 2: “LETS FUCKING GOOO”

by salty___ September 21, 2022

International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day

Celebrated in memory of Emperor Kameyama of Japan on the 4th of October every year. Everyone must tuck in their shirts today.

Hey, Today is International Tuck-In-Your-Shirt Day, tuck in your shirts!

by Destroytion October 3, 2022