Usually a clearly definable moment, when coping mechanisms devolve into chaos, fire and emotion, and your inner id is unleashed on the perpetrator.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Commonly used in Australia, especially around idiots.
Dog walker to house guest: I'm sorry, I didn't realise the the afternoon walk was cancelled? Funny, because I came all this way? No biggie. Have a great day and I’m around if you need me.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
Dog walker to Dog owner. If you ever cancel the walk at the last minute again I am dropping you as a client. Do you know how many dogs I need to walk each day? How many you have now inconvenienced? Do you think I need to put up with this? You need to take a long hard look at yourself.
House Guest to Dog owner: That dog walker seemed nice. He didn't seem to mind about the last minute cancellation.
Dog owner to house guest: Yeah, nah, he cracked the shits.
by TheRealPegasus April 24, 2019
Get the Cracked the shitsmug. Any absorbant device used to sop up vaginal excretions during a female's (or in some cases a male's) menstrual cycle.
by Samael April 22, 2006
Get the Crack Padmug. A slice of pizza with diced tomatoes, bacon, chicken, extra cheese and ranch dressing that happens to have the same addiction as crack cocaine.
My friend pressured me to try the infamous crack slice one day and I've been hooked ever since. Once you sink your teeth into the slice your chasing the dragon, never getting that satisfaction from the first time you experienced it.
by chee chee boy December 27, 2007
Get the Crack Slicemug. by tycoon November 20, 2006
Get the cock crackmug. When taking a dog for a walk and they get these sudden bursts of energy and start running around in circles as if they just consumed a large quanity of crack. Hence these are called "Crack Circles."
by Turd Blossom January 24, 2012
Get the Crack Circlesmug. A sexual game wherein a target is 'painted', generally in concentric circles, on a WILLING female participant using the faeces of her partner (though it has been known for couples to 'share the load' at this point). The male participants overall aim is to ejaculate as close to the centre of this target as possible.
For an 'old school' crack shoot the targets need to be drawn, again, in concentric circles around the backside of the female participant, leaving the anus as the 'bullseye' itself, truly making it a 'crack' shoot. As well as a bad pun.
For an 'old school' crack shoot the targets need to be drawn, again, in concentric circles around the backside of the female participant, leaving the anus as the 'bullseye' itself, truly making it a 'crack' shoot. As well as a bad pun.
'Dude, met some girl last night, she wanted to try a crack shoot, it was intense'
'Old school crack shoot?'
'Yeah man, first bullseye of my life!'
'You sicken me'
'Old school crack shoot?'
'Yeah man, first bullseye of my life!'
'You sicken me'
by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011
Get the Crack Shootmug. Another humorous way of saying vagina. Used in light-hearted way,and always good for a laugh or two.
by J Watts November 26, 2006
Get the Front Crackmug.