by Sayōnara_Sucker July 8, 2021
Get the Cowboy baoustardmug. Typically used to describe a dirty ol' redneck that aspires to be as monumentally stout as an Absolute Unit. Wears Ariat boots with faded blue jeans. Wears hats as often as possible. Probably to cover his bald spot.
Damn y'all look at Bradley walking down the hall like a Cowboy Unit. That guy is a poser -- he's no Absolute Unit!
by absoluteunit9000 October 15, 2018
Get the Cowboy Unitmug. has “♣️♥️♣️♥️“ in their twitter handle, posts 5000 pictures of their dads truck, and tweets about how he wants to treat a girl right but fucks over any girl he’s ever been with.
by alyssabj15 December 14, 2017
Get the Twitter cowboymug. A person (usually a man) riding on a horse he had in the back (🤠) wearing a cowboy hat, in a country vest with boots that's black to match.
* walking down the old town road*
person 1: "yo did you see that cowboi?"
person 2: "yeah! he had a noice hat!"
p1: "did he cheat on his baby?"
p2: "yeah, you can go and ask her!"
person 1: "yo did you see that cowboi?"
person 2: "yeah! he had a noice hat!"
p1: "did he cheat on his baby?"
p2: "yeah, you can go and ask her!"
by drinkyouryeeyeejuicekiddos May 29, 2019
Get the cowboimug. The "Coldwater Cowboy" is most noted for leaving a fiasco in his boat wake, a disaster in his wood chips and a few tears in the hoistway.
by SEABISCUIT797 July 10, 2024
Get the coldwater cowboymug. by Cowboysteve January 15, 2023
Get the Cowboy hatmug. When a female has coochie that lassos your penis so tight that sometimes it may get stuck and need surgically removed
by Sexer6996 March 12, 2022
Get the Cowboy coochiemug.