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Canadian group chat

A situation in which there are multiple (two or more) couples in the same room, all having sex, but not switching partners and with no threesomes/foursomes/etc. An extremely polite sex party.
Wanna get in on this Canadian group chat later tonight?
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Canadian Strap Lock

The taping of a guitar strap to a guitar with hockey tape. This is done to avoid one's guitar from falling on the ground when rockin out

Especially common with hardcore bands
Karl is too poor for real strap locks so he bought Canadian strap locks instead
by Krazy_karl 23 January 28, 2013
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canadian christmas balls

When you buy Canadian maple syrup and pour it all over your balls before you go to sleep on Christmas eve, as we all know elves love maple syrup, so while you're sleeping tiny elves smell the sweet maple syrup and climb into your bed and sensually lick the syrup off your balls.By FAR the best Christmas gift I've ever recieved
I got my boyfriend canadian christmas balls for christmas and now we are engaged
by pimpmasterG December 7, 2014
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Canadian King of Cannon

Canadian King of Cannon is a nickname of Canadian rapper, Kris Wu. As we all know cannon is something which makes large sounds, therefore is commonly used to describe artistic and skillful singers and rappers like Kris Wu.
-Who is Kris Wu? -The Canadian King of Cannon. -Oh, skr.
by KL4805 August 1, 2018
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Canadian Crème Sickle

Stroking a hot broad’s pussy with a Cherry Popsicle until she juices it (creams it) – you then eat the Creamed Sickle as well as her pussy! – Bon appétit !
We've had the best Canadian Crème Sickles in Montréal and Québec (City)!
by MOCO & P-Phat February 13, 2007
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Canadian Snow Goose

The act of cumming inside someones ass. Typically know as an chocolate creampie.
While I was stretching her spokes, she started begging for a Canadian snow goose.
by King Swaggercock October 24, 2008
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Canadian alarm clock

When you are awoken by someone giving you a blowjob, followed by them mounting you.
This morning your mom gave me a canadian alarm clock, and I almost gave you a brother, you tit-fucker.
by JohnnySage August 18, 2019
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