Crack Pad

Any absorbant device used to sop up vaginal excretions during a female's (or in some cases a male's) menstrual cycle.

Scott's dog Wheezze was found chewing on his crack pad.

by Samael April 22, 2006

crack noodles

Ramen noodles. The only food found in a crack house. Its what keeps crackheads so lean. Only 25 cents a pack on sale. Not enough money to get even get a mouse high.

Ho, make me some dem crack noodles.

by Joemama2 July 17, 2006

Crack Circles

A dog getting a sudden burst of energy and running around in circles.

When taking a dog for a walk and they get these sudden bursts of energy and start running around in circles as if they just consumed a large quanity of crack. Hence these are called "Crack Circles."

by Turd Blossom January 24, 2012

Crack Slice

A slice of pizza with diced tomatoes, bacon, chicken, extra cheese and ranch dressing that happens to have the same addiction as crack cocaine.

My friend pressured me to try the infamous crack slice one day and I've been hooked ever since. Once you sink your teeth into the slice your chasing the dragon, never getting that satisfaction from the first time you experienced it.

by chee chee boy December 27, 2007

Crack Shoot

A sexual game wherein a target is 'painted', generally in concentric circles, on a WILLING female participant using the faeces of her partner (though it has been known for couples to 'share the load' at this point). The male participants overall aim is to ejaculate as close to the centre of this target as possible.

For an 'old school' crack shoot the targets need to be drawn, again, in concentric circles around the backside of the female participant, leaving the anus as the 'bullseye' itself, truly making it a 'crack' shoot. As well as a bad pun.

'Dude, met some girl last night, she wanted to try a crack shoot, it was intense'

'Old school crack shoot?'

'Yeah man, first bullseye of my life!'

'You sicken me'

by The Irritable Raccoon July 31, 2011

Crack Sauce

a peach colored spicy mayo used on the sushi at Sushi Mac. Goes well with just about anything and is as addictive as crack.

"Do you think crack sauce will go well with this ice cream?"

by Analogue August 26, 2005

Front Crack

Another humorous way of saying vagina. Used in light-hearted way,and always good for a laugh or two.

Im gonna kick you in the front crack!

by J Watts November 26, 2006