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Rum Bumps

When you take a couple shots of rum and goose bumps infest your entire body!
“Hey Carson take a shot” carson says, “wow I’ve got fat rum bumps”
by emTINGS July 23, 2019
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Bumping Squid Faces

When ancient lesbians scissor ye old dust muffins.
Joan:"Barbra?"

Barbara: "What is it Joan?"

Joan: "Would you care to partake in bumping squid faces"?

Barbara: "ah yes my lips are parched and could use some moistening"
by Trusted Mammal September 2, 2021
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Speed Bump

When a girls booty is nice and petite. Not to big not too small looks hella natural and fine
Dammnnn shawty got a liqqle(little) speed bump
by Blxq January 16, 2023
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Poodle bumps

A term of endearment, like snooky ookums, sweetie pie etc. A nonsense word.
by Somedumfuk Chin Li October 26, 2009
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Humpty Bumps

A lifetime diagnosis resulting from roll in the hay with the town bicycle, your mom, Trina from down the block, etc characterized by occasional flare ups of “fun bubbles” full of disease in the nether regions - tldr- genital herpes
Little Ron caught himself a nasty case of the humpty bumps down at your moms house and can’t get himself a dose of the Valtrex til next week- got himself more blisters than Usain Bolt on marathon Monday
by TallulahTabasco132 February 4, 2022
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Bumped

A single word used as if someone had took or stole something from you and it obvious that it was going to happen
Yo josh you just got bumped for that last football game it was rubbish
by Triggz February 16, 2021
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bump staches

Hey Greg, wanna bump staches tonight?
by YE the OG January 28, 2024
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