bat-mood-zvah

Being in such a mindframe where the smallest inconveniences make you want to put your ass in a blender because of your very negative and despairing mood

Ralph: Did you really just pull out all of your eyebrow hairs because you dropped a spoon?

Harold: YEAH! I DID! LEAVE ME ALONE DUMBSHIT, I’M OBVIOUSLY IN A BAT-MOOD-ZVAH!

by JuanMoodiBinshe February 8, 2024

Booger Bat

Someone who is very unattractive

Boy you seen the Johnson Family, them some booger bats

by Floncon September 6, 2022

Bat

Abbreviation meaning Bad-Ass Twink

"I bet that Bat gets pegged"
The Bat in question "Noooooooo I definitely don't get pegged :3"
(He is not beating the allegations)

by Rupert15 April 17, 2025

Bat brain

When a person/persons hangs from the ceiling by their feet which then a male proceeds to put his penis in their mouth and continuously aggressively fucks her throat until he cums down her sore airways.

“Hey Nathan, I wanted to give my girlfriend bat brain last night but she was too heavy and she snapped the rope”

by @kinggy May 9, 2020

Bat

To insult or ridicule someone (spanish slang)

Person 1: “omw I togally forgot”
Person 2: it’s “totally”
Person 1: Gringa don’t bat me.

by Esta nueve March 17, 2022

The bats aren’t on the edge of their cave

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited or “sit on the edge of your seat”

Sometimes things mean nothing, no need to get so excited.

Friend 1: Oh I thought you meant something by that. I was confused. I was sitting on the edge of my seat to find out what you meant.

Friend 2: “Well the bats aren’t on the edge of their cave.”

Dont get so excited.

by puffpufflp December 14, 2021

the dark bat

The best thing ever to be ever made.

A man with no soul and love cannot be the dark bat

by hztjgg z June 3, 2021