blastblower

a common glass blowing term but can also be used in the sense of describing a romantic partner which gives amazing head

she’s a blastblower

by bloos July 28, 2022

blanties

A combination of the words bloody and panties.

Wow, she's got to change her pad. She's has 'blanties'!

by Thinewords October 11, 2022

Blastaway

Awful 90s cocktail of castaway and diamond white.

Brenda got mashed on Blastaway last night

by gingermagic October 12, 2022

Blactish

A black British person.

Random: you're so exotic what are you??
Man: Blactish

by ArealProfessor November 18, 2022

bladtong

When someone is having tantric sex and begging for a phalic object in thier butt, after failing Ranger school.

I really want to find an asian wife who will bladtong me.

by Orion's Dagger December 13, 2022

Blastarded

Absolutely gone. High, drunk or a combination of the two. Slurring words and unable to form sentences or even walk properly.

Damn, man. I got booted from the bar last night. I was so blastarded I couldn’t even walk up the hill to my house. I just sat on the sidewalk in shame.

by BillyBobSextyNine January 20, 2023

blastastrophy

The state of Jameson's room.

Jameson! Your room is a blastastrophy. Clean it now!

by worldsfunniestdad February 4, 2023