The Jack Austin is a rare species of sasquatch known for their inability to stand without hunching over at a 90 degree angle. Because of their miserly behaviour and large noses, they are frequently mistaken as Jews.
I ran into Jack Austin while I was walking to school the other day. He grabbed my wallet and called me a crackhead.
by Ringo☆ March 10, 2020
Get the jack austinmug. Austin is the best Boyfriend ever you couldn’t wish for a better one.he can be a bit dirty at some points in life so some don’t like him but he’s nice and caring when you get to know him.
by Austin’s number 1 simp November 27, 2021
Get the Austinmug. 1. Making a left across oncoming traffic as soon as the light turns green. 2. Being more liberal than other people in Austin.
There was a lot of traffic and I was in a hurry, so I made an Austin left, terrifying my passengers.
by eatxgentrifier September 24, 2017
Get the Austin leftmug. by The realest of the real February 14, 2020
Get the Austinmug. Austin Carlton isn't any typical guy. He catches girls eye's easily with out even trying .. He's cute ... Typically he's a flirter!!! When people judge him it's because they are jealous.... Austin's make good boyfriends. He knows how to cheer people up easily even when they are mad... He's also smart!...
Love you too!
Love you too!
by P.M.5515 November 10, 2015
Get the Austin Carltonmug. by Shwhshshsbsv August 7, 2021
Get the Austinmug. When you take a Benadryl due to Austin, Texas's incredibly high amount of cedar and oak pollen in the air. But then you have to take a shot of espresso to counteract the inevitable drowsiness. Benadryl is a downer. Caffeine is an upper. That's why it's an Austin speedball.
by bp_austin March 30, 2019
Get the Austin Speedballmug.