Beat up that ham

Male-female vaginal intercourse.

I’m too tired to type after sex ‘cuz I just beat up that ham.

by Best Gayest Dad December 31, 2017

Slam my ham

Basically masturbation.

Yo bro hold up just gonna slam my ham.

by FappyCumCookie March 3, 2017

what some ham

when ming gets a huge pp and he does the itchydog

"niagga am hungry"
Ming: "YOU WHAT SOME HAM"

by XDbork January 21, 2019

Full Ham Sandwich

A group of friends or an event that consists of almost all girls.

The opposite of a Sausage Fest.

What was the ratio at the party like last night, was it a sausage fest, or more like a full ham sandwich?

by Full Ham Sandwich March 19, 2019

polish ham saddle

A sexual position in which the male gets down on all fours (naked), so that his front is facing up, the partner rides on top in a side-saddle position.

polish ham saddle it's a difficult sexual position to master.

by Knight0wl March 2, 2014

Chinese ham trap

Noun. When two uncircumcised flaccid males place their dicks tip-to-tip. A piece of deli sliced ham is wrapped around the kissing tips and held in place with twisty ties. *if both men are hard, it is called a Chinese ham trap {Powershot}

"Hey man, this Chinese finger trap isn't man enough."
"I think my mom has some deli sliced ham. Let's do a Chinese ham trap."

by Bigcattttttttttttt May 26, 2013

Ham under the door

An idiom used to express sexual subtext in conversation or action.

"My Popsicle is in the ice box..."

"That's Ham Under the Door!!"

by Molly Blue September 4, 2009