Skidmore Texas

A small town with a wonderful school spirit and a terrible football team to disappoint them all

Skidmore Texas

by LifesBetterInAFord August 27, 2021

texas showdown

A Texas Showdown occurs when two women take up places in adjacent public bathroom stalls, and neither one will commit to make a shit for fear of making an audible fart or shart, or for fear of it reeking a nasty smell.

I'm so sorry I was in the bathroom for an hour, boss, I got into a Texas Showdown with Sally and I just wasn't about to back down.

by AlfredoGermont April 26, 2015

Texas Toothpaste

When a man ejaculates into his hand and rubs it into his partner’s mouth manually.

Brian: “Dude, I totally gave that chick from the bar some Texas Toothpaste last night.”

Jeff: “Damn, that’s kinda gross.”

by xReaperx666 October 16, 2021

texas whirlwind

It's when you start cumming, and you move your penis around in a circular fashion, so a circle of cum appears on your woman's face.

Man 1: I gave her a texas whirlwind last night.

Man 2: Sweet.

by gamma82000 December 26, 2009

Texas ShotGun

when you hitting a girl from the and grab her by throat . you pull her back by her throat like a shotgun.

Texas ShotGun them sluts love it

by Black Mask Kei December 4, 2013

texas chainsaw

When a man tries to saw his penis into your poon

Man Jeff tried to texas chainsaw me last night

by Jbroiz December 29, 2013

texas cuntfucker

The act of shitting in your partners mouth and your proceeds to give you a blow job with the shit still in their mouth

Yo Nigga I gave Tyrone a Texas cuntfucker last night

by infant annahilator September 5, 2014