by Koniowo July 6, 2020
Get the Jeanmug. Jeans worn to try and demonstrate that the wearer has swag, and to attract the attention of the hottest girls around my showing how skinny they are and their ugly boxers. In reality they end up just being sagging, baggy jeans that no one can respect.
David: Hey Bibi, check out that dumbass over there with his ass hanging out the back of his swaggy jeans!
Bibi: Wow, could his pants hang down any lower? And what's the point of having a belt if it sags that much?
David: Right.
Bibi: I wish he would just go jump off a cliff.
Bibi: Wow, could his pants hang down any lower? And what's the point of having a belt if it sags that much?
David: Right.
Bibi: I wish he would just go jump off a cliff.
by Frostbitten Monk April 29, 2013
Get the Swaggy Jeansmug. The best knuckle biter around. She is tall. Like tall tall. And she is so smart, she gave her father rabies. She is dating overalls and bullied bullies.
by YeetFace99 June 15, 2021
Get the Jeansmug. by jayisterrible July 13, 2020
Get the ghost jeansmug. by Friendlysandwich June 9, 2022
Get the Pingu In Jeansmug. Opening morning of duck season , got to my spot 2 1/2 hrs early , got my decoys in & settled in the blind , 10 min before shooting light Mr green jeans comes stumbling in to check my license & ruined my fucking hunt ..
by Scratch Legba December 28, 2024
Get the Mr Green jeansmug. she’s the nicest person in the world that cares and notices the smallest things and she’s so pure? and she has shown me how to love and how to care and idk what i would do without her🫶🏻 she’s my forever
by megan kay🫶🏻 April 16, 2022
Get the graci jeanmug.