Skip to main content

jack cunt

(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
by d1zk0 July 15, 2016
mugGet the jack cunt mug.

snapper jack

One who mostly packs snaps instead of bowls.
by lenisforlyfe January 2, 2017
mugGet the snapper jack mug.

jack blinders

When one consumes jack daniels and is oblivious to everything around them
" I totally fucked someone over with my jack blinders"
by fuzzyhard December 20, 2012
mugGet the jack blinders mug.

Jack Punch

A wind up punch so powerful that it kills the target but also severely damages the user, often resulting in a broken hand.
guy #1 : why wasn't Harold at school today?
guy #2 : didn't you hear he jack punched some guy yesterday and broke his hand
by jimsonofjam October 5, 2013
mugGet the Jack Punch mug.

Roll Jack

A roll or piece of bread stolen and placed and held directly on the taint or gooch to ease or prevent wolf bite (1)
During our Saturday night dinner rush, I had wolf bite so bad, so I soaked up all that painful sweat with a roll jack I took from someone's order. Enjoy your meal.
by dewner March 7, 2011
mugGet the Roll Jack mug.

Jack Lamango

A slightly weird, cool, chill, and funny guy on twitter
Hey! did you see Jack Lamango,s newest tweet? He's so cool!!
by lanzerrr January 16, 2023
mugGet the Jack Lamango mug.

Jack Kelly

Played by the amazing Jeremy Jordan. Not the 80's pop singer/model. Also not the gay porn star. The other one.

Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.

Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.

His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
Person A: "I never planned on someone like you."

Person B: "Okay, Jack Kelly."
by JackCowboyKelly November 27, 2021
mugGet the Jack Kelly mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email