(Adj,. Military origin, esp Aus. Mil.)
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
(Soldier 1)"That maggot over there lost the sacred game of Soggy Biscuit, and refused to eat it!"
(Soldier 2)"Fuck that slowcummer-laggard, what a Jack Cunt!"
by d1zk0 July 15, 2016
Get the jack cuntmug. When a girl or guy... or a they them, while on their knees, jerks off two guys at the same time who are standing perpendicular to their left and right. The kneeler then proceeds to jerk off the guy on their left with the right arm and the guy on the right with their left arm forming an X and a scissor motion.
Yo dis ho scissor jacked me and Tyree last night. I thought he wa gon cum on me, but then she stuck her head in the jack and did he old look left right left.
by Taint Stick December 31, 2019
Get the Scissor Jackmug. by raspberry DRANK February 3, 2010
Get the Six Jackmug. Taking a friend out for a cup of chai, usually spontaneously or on the fly. Play on the word "hijack." Popular pastime on the West Coast.
"I was going down to the beach but got chai-jacked by Paula instead."
"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"
"Got chai-jacked this afternoon and I'm still buzzed from the caffeine!"
by Songstress May 20, 2008
Get the chai-jackmug. Jack Vale is a YouTube prankster and entrepreneur, known for his invention, The Pooter which when squeezed makes a very realistic farting noise. According to Wikipedia "as of February 10, 2017, his videos have around 315 million views and his channel has more than 1.3 million subscribers." He has appeared on The Jimmy Kimmel Show as well as other TV shows.
Either Jack Vale is using The Pooter or his farts don't smell even though they sound like he's shit himself.
by LiberaceHudson October 9, 2017
Get the Jack Valemug. Played by the amazing Jeremy Jordan. Not the 80's pop singer/model. Also not the gay porn star. The other one.
Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.
Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.
His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
Jack Kelly is extremely loyal to his boys and would do anything to keep them safe. He is the leader of the Manhattan Newsies and is low-key scared of Spot Conlon, but doesn't show it because he needs to be the protective dad once Spot finally gets the balls to ask Race out.
Jack Kelly is also a total flirt, but once he meets Katherine Pul-- I mean Plumber-- he's totally whipped. Just listen to I Never Planned On You/Don't Come A-knockin'. They met only once before that song and Katherine already had him tied around her finger.
His most popular line is probably "Dszahdh-". He's also 17, but he's the father of like 100 kids and Davey's the mom.
by JackCowboyKelly November 27, 2021
Get the Jack Kellymug. by fishyam April 7, 2022
Get the Hungry Jacksmug.