ethiopian can opener

a frozen log of human feces used to simulate a penis in sexual stimulation.
(frozen poo dildo)

i didn't have a dildo so i made an ethiopian can opener instead

by ethiopiancanopener November 11, 2008

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colored can tab

Colored can tab with the hole is a makeout session unlike the regular can tab with the hole 💋

here’s a colored can tab for her/him/them/ other 😉

by Blue2blue1 July 2, 2021

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Because I Can!!

I say it... BECAUSE I CAN!!!!!

BFF:Why did you do that? Me:BECAUSE I CAN!!!

by TheYesLane124 March 25, 2022

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frickin have a can

To tell someone to calm down by pointing out that fact they are raging or going off

Steve: *yelling at his TV while playing CoD* OMG get out of the corner you camping noobs!!!!

Me: Steve, dude, frickin have a can why dont you

by Dabitty June 10, 2014

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To be so drunk or intoxicated that you end up falling and/or sleeping in a garbage can thus becoming trash. An alternative to saying hammered or just trashed, it is a whole new level of trashed.

Also, can mean the same as being really drunk or trashed but it just so happens you woke up in a garbage can.

Dude, that party was crazy, I got garbage can trashed.

Oscar the Grouch was a mean drunk, he was always garbage can trashed.

She never made it home, heard she woke up garbage can trashed on green street.

by NastyNally May 18, 2011

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