Ar-15

That's why guns bad!

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by Hym Iam July 15, 2024

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Midnight 15

When it's midnight or later and a guy gets hungry for junk food. You got to cut the carbs and stick to protein to not become a fat loser guy. Don't eat carb rich foods. Stick to protein rich foods and healthy fats and exercise and fruits and vegetables and meats. No sodas at midnight or pies or fries or any of that junk.

Steve: I'm going to diet.

Tony: Me too. Watch out for the Midnight 15! It's when you eat a lot at midnight or later and then get fat.
Steve: What's the worst that could happen?

Steve: I'm going to eat cheeseburgers with triple bread and extra fries and a huge soda.

Tony: I'm going to switch out the buns of cheeseburgers with carb smart buns and eat a lot less fries and also a diet soda. I'm also going to make a onion and avocado salad.

*1 month later.

Steve: Aw man! I gained 9lbs.

Tony: Yes! I lost 7lbs.

Steve: Why?!

Tony: Haha! You're a fat loser!

by HawaiianPunch1 August 12, 2024

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January 15

Its January 15th you have to aggressively drive a car into a truck that is specifically sent from universal and has exactly 25 Liters of gas left.

*CRASH*

Jonas: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Ronald: ITS JANUARY 15TH
Jonas: *Dies of blood loss*

by rumde January 15, 2023

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February 15

Literally the worst of the worst. People born on this day will talk mad shit while not being able to back it up. They will be 19 million XP behind you and still have the balls to think they’re going to win. But these people aren’t winners. Don’t let them fool you. 0/10 don’t recommend.

Find a Leo instead.

Them: My birthday is February 15th
Literally everyone else: Wow that makes so much sense now, you’re just an awful human being and will never reach level 50 before me.

by ZephyrsMamaIsBetterThanMafioso February 5, 2023

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