bone dance

An incredibly lame euphemism for "Doing it". The act of having sex.

I heard the date went well last night. Did you guys do the bone dance?

by John Wayne January 12, 2005

Ass Dance

Ass Dance: n. When an obnoxious person (usually drunk or stoned) dances to put emphasis on their state of Assholeism.

Cooper's "Ass Dance" on the pic-nic table, the boy was indeed a drunken fool. A naked drunken fool.

by Cooper T May 9, 2006

rain dance

Phrase used while heaving up ridiculously inaccurate basketball shots. Can also be utilized during any unnecessary activity such as epic poof battles or reckless jaywalking. Can be used in accordance with the terms ‘count it,’ ‘jigglypoof,’ and ‘fagboy.’

Pick and roll! Pick and roll!
Outlet! Outlet! Rain dance!!!!

by John Bassett December 14, 2006

Line Dancing

Line Dancing is Anal Sex with multiple partners in one night.

Round up the troops, we're going line dancing.

by Cooper Oil Tool October 22, 2007

contra dancing

Contra dancing is folk square dancing for the hippie population. It is a version of square dancing that attracts people who are hippies.

Want to go to contra dancing with me Thursday?
No way man, I don't want to dance with a hippie.

by Target Shopper July 27, 2010

labia dance

This is the dance you do when your labia has been caught on fire and your skin is starting to scorch. This can be caused by friction between genital piercings or using some forms or warming lubricants.

Ahh shit! Sally was doing the labia dance because my cock piercing and her clit piercing caused a spark and the lube erupted in a flaming mass, and her labia was beginning to scorch.

by Trip Shoota August 18, 2006

pole-dancing

The act of shoving a pole up one's ass, so that one gets hyped up and starts moving, therefore creating a random and humorous dance.

His pole-dancing was disturbing that night.

by Kamikaze Watermelon January 20, 2009