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dick in ass syndrome

When your dick is in her/his ass and cant get it out of the anus
by John Smacio September 4, 2017
mugGet the dick in ass syndromemug.

ass licker blues

A person who gets sad because there is no bosses around to kiss their ass.
John: What's wrong with Don today?
Larry: Oh..the bosses are away today...He has the Ass Licker Blues.
by ugfest December 11, 2008
mugGet the ass licker bluesmug.

string cheese ass

When a chick straight moons you, and her tampon string is all chillin' like woah!
I was about to hit that shit, then she bent over and all I saw was that string cheese ass!
by Grizznix March 22, 2014
mugGet the string cheese assmug.

fucking ass shit...

A long stream of obscenities uttered after something has gone wrong.
Aw man I spilled my coffee. Fucking ass shit...
by Bisexual_Bicycle October 13, 2016
mugGet the fucking ass shit...mug.

candy ass jabronie

Insult coined by proffesional wrestler The Rock. Meaning and origin unknown but man did it ever piss other wrestlers off.
The Rock: the rock says, go back to supercuts and get your $5 back you roody poo, candy ass jabronie.
by Spektrum January 6, 2015
mugGet the candy ass jabroniemug.

Ass cheese soup

A combination of old dirty fumunda cheese mixed with old gooch/taint smothered with shit stained undies.
Goddamn bro. Clean your apartment. It smells like ass cheese soup fer real fer real.
by Mpreal1 July 14, 2020
mugGet the Ass cheese soupmug.

Ass Grab January

Following the events of "Destroy dick December" and its influence in popularity in 2018, "Ass Grab January" is an event starting on the first of January, when Male and Female have to grab their opposite genders Ass(Butt) based on the numbers of days. This means you must only touch the person's butt once if started on January 1st and only twice on Jan. 2, 3 times on the third, and so on until 31 times on the 31st. So with all that said have Fun ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
"You see in Ass Grab January its Grab or be Grabbed"
by Ghetto Santa November 27, 2018
mugGet the Ass Grab Januarymug.

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