get off my nuts

I phrase that is said to someone who is sitting on your nuts.

You've been sitting on my nuts for about 2 months now I think it's time for you to get off my nuts.

by NuttyBuddyBoy January 8, 2010

fo' shiznit my niglet

What Snoop Dog says after watching "Tales From The Hood".

fo' shiznit my niglet

by Corbin BEARnsen April 5, 2004

hope off my meat

A saying that means to hop off someones back or to get out of someones business.

"Hey man hop off my meat before i kick your ass!"

by huh? October 9, 2004

Pass the buzzy my nuzzy

Pass the basketball

Stop hoggin the ball man!! Pass the buzzy my nuzzy!!

by opticmatrix March 20, 2003

My ovaries just exploded

An ovary's primary function is to produce the female reproductive cells, or ova. They also secrete the sex hormones estrogen and progesterone, which regulate menstruation and control the development of the sex organs. When an egg matures, it is released and passes into the fallopian tube towards the uterus. If the ovum is fertilized by the male reproductive cell or sperm, conception happens and pregnancy begins. An ovary is normally firm and smooth and is about the size of an almond.

The phrase "my ovaries just exploded" is a reference mostly said by women after seeing an adorable baby or small child. The idea behind it is very similar to the other closely related definitions (seeing/sensing someone attractive and thus producing more estrogen); however, this is specifically tied to a biological drive or need for bearing children. This is not to say someone using this phrase wants to have a child, or doesn't already, but it is an exclamatory statement proving how incredibly physiologically motivating seeing adorable children are on those desires.

Example 1:

Alex: Let me show you a picture of my 6 month old dressed up as a lady bug for Halloween...
Samantha: OMG that is so adorable...My ovaries just exploded.
Alex: WHAT?! Are you ok?
Samantha: HA! Nothing is wrong. Your daughter is just too cute!!

Example 2:

Kristine: Did you see those bulldog puppies licking the face of my niece.
Brittney: Seriously. My ovaries just exploded. Puppies and Babies. Ridiculous.
Kristine: I know. I can't decide which is cuter.

by dixie_belle November 3, 2013

hole in my pants to China

n 1. a big problem, DOOZY

Apollo 13 to mission control: "Uh-oh, Houston, we've got a real hole in our pants to China on our hands."

by Big Daddy Rush January 14, 2005

Hold my pocket

a male dominated by female, afraid of premarital skin touching

ava: wya bitch
jax: on the stairs stfu
(jax and ava find eachother in the halls and accidentally touch skin before their married)
jax drops to his knees praying to God for forgiveness*
ava:yeah that’s right hold my pockets bitch

by docterocterpussie October 1, 2021