2 Man Bunker

When two guys insert their dicks inside each other assholes at the SAME time.

They did a 2 man bunker last night.

by BonnerFart November 11, 2025

Spider-Man

A kid who wears a Spider-Man mask to school every day for no reason other than that he can

“Hey Mike, did you see Spider-Man walking around at lunch?”

“Oh you mean Jack, the kid with the Spider-Man mask?”

by Tartarus7091 October 13, 2022

a poor mans mexican

A half blooded Mexican, considered not to be Hispanic because of manerisms and family traits

" Oh Juan ain't really Hispanic, he's a poor mans Mexican"

by KickAssKoalla February 8, 2017

mommy milk man

Someone who has a strange obsession with milking older pregnant women.

Hide your mother! The mommy milk man is here and wants to make his morning delivery!

by GotBUSH November 21, 2016

Mans

Mans is a adjective used to describe something or someone bad. It can also be used in easy mans which means easy peasy. And it can be used instead of shit or fuck.

I play Soccer because hockey is mans!

Do you think you can beat him? Easy mans!

I got a F! Mans!

by Unknown69999999 March 16, 2019

Florida Man Colonsseum

Everyone has heard an adult human rectum can stretch to 7 inches without tearing; and that raccoons can fit into holes as small as four inches. The Florida Man, takes advantage of those last few inches of clearance with the addition of an adult brown striped Atlantic octopus. Octopi can fit into anything larger than their beak. So to preform the Florida Man, one must simply trap a dumpster raccoon, catch an adult Atlantic octopus, and then hogtie the raccoon using the Optimus’s tentacles. At that point a fair amount of axle grease should ease the transition into the rectum, potato cannons can also be used for extra Florida points. The two animals will then fight to the death in the recipient’s rectum, without ever tearing the sphincter.

Bets should be placed about which animal will come out the victor.

It is also important not to bitch out and use Atlantic Pygmy octopi as they are venomous.

Weirdest thing I’ve ever seen come into the ER? We once had a guy come in with a dead raccoon and a live octopus up his ass. Everyone with him apparently had bets going about which animal would be dead when we removed them. They called it the Florida Man Colonsseum

by Jdh1002 April 11, 2023

Peepeepoopoo Man

A very shitty and evil man located in somewhere in Toronto.

01 : ''You sure we should be standing here? Considering what happened yesterday
02 : '' ? ''
01 : ''The Peepeepoopoo Man dumped buckets of diahrea on people here
02 : ''Dear god''
01 : ''Theres more''

by n0tAsp00k August 24, 2023