Wait, i know you!

when you have commited a crime in the elder scrolls v: skyrim and a guard reconizes you.

Wait, i know you!
your making a mistake..
there's no mistake, your a wanted man/woman and its time to pay for your crimes

by Not_Ice March 4, 2022

mother, I require sustance

The most normal thing anyone said in that show

Lois:

Stewie: mother, I require sustance

by GelatinSkeleton September 22, 2023

I can’t see when my eyes are closed

A rare illness were when your eyes are closed you can’t see

Yo dude I can’t see when my eyes are closed

by I don’t have a pseudonym March 31, 2022

Last I checked you cant drink ice

When you walk by someone and they only hear the tiniest part of the convo with little to no background info

"Yeah and his water was in the freezer"
"Last I checked you cant drink ice"

by Andje December 8, 2021

I lost my vision

When you see something you hate so you close your eyes to protect yourself.

Omg today at school I lost my vision while going down the stairs because I saw a little girl with a sonic backpack. I HATE SONIC!!!!!!!

by Blueyfan March 3, 2023

Who am I

I am yu ,

I am you ,
No I am yu ,
I am you

If u don't know this meme u don't deserve the internet

But seriously tho who am I

by How bored r u September 1, 2021

I see you

When someone knows where you live...

Me: I see you
You:GO AWAY *calls police*
You (to police): Yea this guy keeps staring at me and keeps sending me messages online saying "I see you"
Police(to you): ok, we are coming right now.
*5 minutes later*
Police(to me):why are you staring at this poor urban dictionary reader?
Me(to police): they read the definition of I see you that I wrote

by Peteroanwaswedumonas June 19, 2023