i said your hairs nice

a saying you can use when you say something harsh to someone and they reply with what?

jon "hey matty you ugly fucker!"
matty " what?"
jon "i said your hairs nice"
matty " oh.... alright..."

by faggerspool January 27, 2011

Man, whatever your mom says

Man, whatever your mom says. This means that the sayer of this phrase is willing to do whatever your mom says. He has an extreme love for your mom and will do whatever she says. While saying this phrase, the sayer will shit his pants and also massive jizz bomb in his pants with the thought of doing whatever your mom says. With love, your mom.

Girlfriend: What do you wanna do babe?
Boyfriend: Man, whatever your mom says.
Girlfriend: Why does it smell like shit...DID YOU FUCKING JIZZ YOURSELF?!

by Your Awesome January 5, 2011

Your ears must have been ringing

Knowledge that someone is talking about you when you were not present.

Your ears must have been ringing, I could not stop telling people about you.

by Rebecca Wolf June 2, 2008

national fuck your girlfriend's ass day

Feb 13 is national fuck your girlfriend's ass day

Alexis, it's national fuck your girlfriend's ass day and I'm going to fuck the hell outta you

by Give it all February 4, 2021

national beat your boyfriend ass day

Today is the day ladies! ATTENTION all young men & old men today you MUST let your Girlfriend beat YOUR ass !! NO hitting , fighting , breaking up , silent treatment , or shooting !

Girl : who is that ?

Him : bae idk what you talking about !
* girl thinks and remember that today is “national beat your boyfriend ass day *
Girl : that’s alright ima beat yo ass

* gf attacks bf *

by sillywillydillypilly April 18, 2019

I'm Gonna Go Ralphie on Your Ass!

Verb. Means to: 1. Beat the holy crap out of someone. 2. Channelling aggression.
Also
Adjective. Means: 1: State of being. To be completely fed up.

This phrase is inspired from A Christmas Story. Ralphie beats the living piss out of Scut Farkus! Scut Farkus - the bully with the yellow eyes! Instead of mumbling all those cuss words....he should have yelled, "I'm gonna go Ralphie on your ass!"

by Heather Cantrell January 23, 2009

National kiss your gf/bf day

Technically scientists have proved that kisses burns calories but for you and your partner everyday should be national kissing day.
But stars say kissing every Friday is good for your mental health,so pucker up and have fun

Him/her:hey babe you know what today is?
Gf/bf:no what’s today?
His/her:Friday which means it’s national kiss your gf/bf day !
Gf/bf:oh ok *kiss*

by Dontmindme134 March 2, 2020