louisiana stuffed my asshole

when a penis fucks a males vagina in its clitoris inside of the anus of me. normally a sore asshole tastes good. and then u shove my penis so hard up the ass it reverses the male genitalia and gives him a blowjob

megan fox got louisiana stuffed my asshole in her mouth

by urmom!!!!!!!12457894579235356 June 30, 2011

Suck My Nigga Hoe

Druken Rambelings of a crazy Indian kid (CHECK HIS SHOES!)

Pretty sure he get's told this quite often..hey..somthing has to pay for the drug habit.

Not sure what it means, but sure as hell deserves a No-Homo.

Nishad: "Suck My Nigga Hoe"

by Nishad's Mom March 27, 2004

my goose is cooked

Too much to drink, too much to smoke ..and any related substance where your mind is altered and you are done partying for the night

AFTER KICKING IT WITH FRIENDS , FAMILY AND EVEN STRANGERS FOR NEW YEARS...IN WHICH BUKU ALCOHOL AND OTHER MIND ALTERING SUBSTANCES WILL BE CONSUMED....TO THE FIRST PERSON THAT ASK WHICH AFTER PARTY I AM GOING TO ...MY ANSWER TO THEM IS NONE.....WHY? BECAUSE MY GOOSE IS COOKED

by ICE MIKE December 31, 2011

Stay Thirsty, My Friend

The closing line as stated by The Most Interesting Man In The World. He is the man that every other man wants to be, mostly because both sides of his pillow are cool.

Used as the final statement by the winner when two guys are trying to out-do each other.

First guy: "Dude, I made out with that hot chick."
Second guy: "Well, I got to third base with that cheerleader."
First guy: "A beauty queen gave me a hand job."
Second guy: "I banged a super model."
First guy: Stunned silence
Second guy: "Stay thirsty, my friend."

by m&jsandwich November 28, 2011

melted cheese on my taco

When you dont have a condom but the girl is so horny she still wants to fuck, so you pull out, and you spray your J all over her poon

Guy - oh yeah girl im about to cum
Girl - ok just pull out and put that melted cheese on my taco
Guy - Oh fuck yeah
Girl - Damn im love that warm melted cheese on my taco

by K-Rich January 6, 2006

she is the love of my life

you wouldn't understand. did you stay with her? no man, you lost out. she's a hidden non evil genius. plays the guitar. loves people that say shit things about her. makes us feel like we have a home. she's my woman.

she is the love of my life and no one better

by E1234567890 May 22, 2010

Let go of my chalupa

When a person shits in a sock and proceeds to beat their partner with the shitty sock and yells "let go of my chalupa".

The wife and I are having sexual relations and I have to take a shit. I am unable to make it to the restroom and a sock is nearby, my wife yells at me to not shit in the sock and I get mad at her and start to yell "let go of my chalupa" while slapping her with it.

by BOBONUTS March 30, 2009