Flying J

A person that is extremely addicted to Socom II online. He has already surpassed two-hundred playing hours and he is a rank-up whore.

"If someone threatened to take away my Socom I would take it in the ass."

by Toya April 13, 2005

Diva J

A divined individual aka true diva.
One of class who always looks jazzy never clashy nor trashy! An individual who has a goal in life and stays focus on what she wants. One who is unique and different from the rest.

Jeanette Hordge- authour of The Diva J Way

by Jeanette September 15, 2004

j-man

A word used to describe someone suffering from the disease Joseph's Albinism. The person with this condition has a very white complexion that at times you can't even see them. At around the age of fifteen they develop a muscular back and large biceps. Their hair looks asian and their sideburns stick out so much that they are also known as mud flaps. J-man's also have a fetish for teachers and being handcuffed. Also 70% of J-men carry around 1GB USB's maxed out with pornographic material.

j-man

by a-non-y-mo-us September 13, 2009

shek-j

A ho chunk term referring to someone talking shit

Someone e says the won a million dollars response would be shek-j

by Menominee916 March 15, 2021

J. Pilot

The abbreviation for the scientific term Junky-Auto-Pilot. Junkies (a.k.a. junker, junks, Team J) have the rare and unexplained ability to not only work and interact amoungst normal civilians for long periods at a time, but also carry the unique ability to reak social night life havoc for up to 72 consecutive hours at a time. It is at some point during this period that J. Pilot is activated, and it is at that point where no baby hippo is safe. Studies have shown that over 92% of baby hippo poaching is the result of Junky Auto Piloting.

Ernesto, is it weird that we woke up at Fausto's house with lettuce all over the floor? Ohh nevermind, I remember hitting the J. Pilot button last night. Damn it.

by Jungle Junky September 2, 2010

J. Noble

(Noun) (juh•rawr•denn Nawh•blay)

A vegan theater teacher at battlefield high school whose shoulder length, blonde hair is always SliCkeD into an iconic man bun. His wardrobe consists of button down, cruelty free dress shirts, a pair of Jeans from goodwill, and vintage men's shoes made of pure cotton and rubber. He has a tattoo with stars that nobody understands. If you listen closely in the hallway, you can faintly hear his sad indie vinyls.

J. noble is the most hipster out of all theater teachers. He's a good teacher though. :)

by Milkyboi:) December 19, 2018

Pullin' a J

getting caught masturbating by your parents.

Justin got caught pullin' a J by his mom.

by webb123456789 March 6, 2007