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Schroedinger's Virgin

A virgin that is also not a virgin at the same time, since someone's virginity depends on the amount of information others have about them and everyone's own definition of virginity.

Example: Even if people count anal sex as a valid first time sexual act, a female that has not had vaginal sex yet, is still a virgin in other people's book, especially if they never find out about the different sexual acts she has practiced.
"She's only had anal sex before, she's a schroedinger's virgin."
by Jasad November 8, 2021
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virgin crack

the crackling sound that is made when a screw is removed for the first time ever from any piece of equipment
If you don't hear the virgin crack, it's possible the screw has been taken out before
by nadbmal July 11, 2017
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Political Virginity

The Virginity of not being a political shoehorner.
Wow, that YouTube just uploaded a video where he shoehorned political crap everywhere despite it being unneeded, he just lost his Political Virginity.
by NihilegoBuil January 1, 2021
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Slang Virgin

Someone who is pretty clueless to urban dictionary or slang terms.
Kristy: What does ASF mean?

Jeff: It means as fuck.. like cold ASF.

Jeff: You must be a slang virgin.
by pfctjoy November 17, 2014
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Meme Virgin

9gaggers who have no life and has never had sex before in their life. They spend most of their time masturbating and looking at low-quality memes.
Person A: I browse 9gag
Person B: (*tries to impress her) I'm a meme virgin, too
by dumped_penguin April 25, 2017
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Certified Virgin

Pretty much a person who's more or less never held a conversation with a girl, along with subject matter that would negate any chance he has of getting a girl or more or less talking to one.
Michael has 12 clash of clan accounts above TH 9 hes a certified virgin
by Phd in Sexology May 4, 2021
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Subway virgin

Someone who has never ordered from Subway before. Ever.
Bob should definitely eat at Subway. When I asked him about Subway he said he was a Subway virgin.
by LeUrbanDefiner September 30, 2015
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