Working under the table

Working on a cash basis to avoid taxes, especially by performing fellatio.

Can also refer to performing fellatio on the boss to get a raise or promotion.

well, I hear she's been working under the table a lot

by CJBrimson August 13, 2011

Understanding the Couch

A state of being or acceptance achieved after friend/s have ruined a possession or piece of furniture via sexual activity.

See that frown, Lil Mike and Matt understand the couch real well.

by Bogart December 2, 2004

underbear

The guy at the BOTTOM in a gay relationship. He most likely cooks, stays home, etc, while the "top" goes to work.

Tom goes to work while his underbear, Pete, stays home and sews.

by XHeatherX September 25, 2008

under the kumquat

A person of low intelligence; stupid

"No, you're wrong. Christ, you really are under the kumquat."

by Arcturus Kirwin September 21, 2006

Underbabe

A girl, under the age of consent, who is extraordinarily good looking.

Brian: Those girls are hott
Rick: Ya but they look like they're still in high school
Brian: Total underbabes

by Sinful Godfearing Drunk April 30, 2011

Underaggeration

The opposite of "over exaggerate".

To claim something is a lot less/smaller than it really is.

Can also be used in the forms "Underaggerating" and "Underaggerate"

Kathryn: How much do you get paid?

Darren: GYFNO

Kathryn: Come on, tell me. You know I'll find out anyway.

Darren: If you must know, $70,000 per year

Kathryn: That's the worst case of underaggeration I've ever heard!

by The Noam Gnome August 27, 2011

under over

When a female/male fondles both the testicles and penis while passionately sticking her face between the gentile . Under the penis over the testicles.

This bitch gave me an under over last night.

by raptor1 November 6, 2014