scalping the monster

The act of ripping herpes scabs from ones dick.

He screwed your sister last night...looks like he'll be spending the next week scalping the monster.

by me5000 October 15, 2010

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puff monster

A large, ravenous, vaginal monster that destroys and consumes anything in its path.

My coworker scares me, her puff monster was especially hungry today.

by Cheezedizz January 26, 2017

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It is a lenghty Chilly CHesse DOg with fries on the top.

Wanna come by my house my bomie made a length monster for the both of us.

by BIg juicyboy6677 January 18, 2018

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A hot noodle man that wants to eat your girlfriend but we both know that he is thicc with a double cc

"Yours just a little snack And sooo is your girlfriend," that's monsters own hot Quote. Monster fnf

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when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“May we all be mud monsters.”

by drunkhalloween September 18, 2021

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"She's a greed monster! She took all my food"

by Clemison September 28, 2017

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a playful way to call someone annoying/goofy

Tom: Jake, why you flirting with my girl?

Tom's GF: It's ok Jake, he's just a fuch monster

by lwkimreallycool June 09, 2023

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