Dave Blunts

The second coming of Mario Judah except addicted to lean

he makes really good bangers, he just needs to put down the cup

Guy: Yo bro what you listening to?
Guy 2: Dave Blunts
Guy: so mario judah right?
Guy: no Dave Blunts

by werykul December 01, 2024

a dave drop

Shitting yourself while riding a bicycle. Normally very messy.

Dude kyle just did a dave drop infront of his mom.

by allaboutfloyd March 27, 2016

Dave Furnell

One who’s socks always have holes in.

“wow that guys socks have a lot of holes in them!”

“he must be a dave furnell!”

by cowboy opts October 19, 2020

Daved

Teh arte ov purpusly mispleeling ae worde, nam, ect.

purson 1: did you hear that Luckass's name got Daved?
purson 2: do you mean Lucas and what the fuck does Daved mean?
person 1: Daved is the art of purposely misspelling a word name ect.
purson 2: oh, OK. so, your a fucking idiot.

by This is a test, wake up. April 26, 2021

Daved

Getting lied to by a low life piece of trash. Similar to the term Joshing

I was talking to my dude Jef and he totally daved me on his story about being a ladies man

by Burdurboy05 March 09, 2020

Daved

The act of suddenly going to the washroom immediately after noticing a waterworks driver

He comes Tony with 4 pages, I guess I'm gonna have to do it since I just got daved

by Jaheheorjdb February 03, 2021

Daved

Stretching of ones asshole to the point of no return. Usually by a guy named david.

Me and my partner were having sex last night and I got daved so bad.

David came over last night daved me pretty good.

I got daved so bad last night, that when I had to go the bathroom, I stood up and it was like a waterfall.

David daved Andrew so bad that it took him a week to walk again, let alone stand up.

Last night I got daved and by this morning you stick practically anything up there.

When to the Dr today for a prostate check and the dr lost hand. He replied to me "been daved latley?"

by NOS4A2 December 19, 2021