Friedrich Dog

FREE-drick dawg -noun

A way to describe a massive penis on a guy with an otherwise normal physique.

*skinny kid grabs his mass of a package*

Guy: "Holy shit! Now that's a friedrich dog!"

by frizzyfree February 10, 2010

single dog

A Chinese way of describing single people, known as '单身狗’，normally in an ironic yet humorous way， mocking how people are too lonely and sad that they directly turn into dogs.

It's not easy for a single dog to be alone on Valentine's Day.

by oiejo July 4, 2019

Cummy Dog

A Boston Cream Pie donut filled with dog jizz, instead of the cream.

Ha! Pranked you bitch with my cummy dog!

by Smegma69 May 16, 2019

Romney Dog

A hot dog sliced in half, with some pickles, onions, and ketchup, which is the way he prefers it. Hot dog is Mitt Romney's favorite meat.

Try a Romney Dog, named after famous hot dog lover Mitt Romney. Not to be confused with the Mitt Romney dog incident.

by meestermaestro July 19, 2019

dog hell

where mike vick is headed, somewhere you don't wanna go.

Holy dog hell, that hooker gave me the clap.

by the greatest man beast September 8, 2007

dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace

"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"

by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022

Dog Bag

A member of the opposite sex that try's to penetrate a friendship by sleeping with 2 best friends.

Johnny sleeps with Sarah, but then immediately tells Jenny(her best friend) he loves her and wants to be with her instead. True Dog Bag material.

by Tonsta January 5, 2012