Thunder Python

The biggest, baddest dick, you can get in town.

*Not to be confused with the 2022 Loyola-Towson ranger challenge team *

"Yeah, my girl had to get a dose of this thunder python, before I left the jungle."
"You want a taste of this thunder python? That's fine. But, you're gonna have to pay."

"I want your thunder python, daddy. I want it real bad."

"Thunder. Python. *extended moans (but like real genuine ones)*"

by PershingRifleBoy420 December 4, 2022

Chocolate thunder

Anal intercourse + burrito

Excuse me Sir? Would you like some chocolate thunder?

by Chipotle+chill December 14, 2017

Thundered into someone

To profane at a certain individual when it is not required or deserved.

I thundered into someone today, the someone didn't know what was happening

by Chicken hater September 26, 2017

Majestic Thunder

The most Handsomest-Man-Alive.
Current Handsomest-Man-Alive: Kyle Crisus Stuyck, June 24, 2003

Everyone: Isn't that Majestic Thunder guy just soooo dreamy?(fluttering eyes)
Majestic Thunder: You know it sweetheart.(wink)
Everyone: Awwwwww.(fainting from the bright blue-ish/green-ish/gray-ish sparkle of his eyes)

by I'm in love with Kyle S. October 17, 2016

War thunder enjoyer

A degenerate cunt who spends hours of his days grinding a shit game that nobody but themselves care about, they spend hundreds of dollars in this game but insist it's not pay to win.

These creatures never see woman, or the sky. The only human interaction they have is on the way to the bathroom to shit, and when they get food from their canteen.

You will never see someone smiling while playing this game.

Dude jhon is such a war thunder enjoyer.

Oh he must know what the touch of a woman feels like

by anonymous March 17, 2025

thunder chump

An insult used between wrestlers, ususally bears, in a derogatory manor. Likened to a more serious and offensive term of "chump".

"You're going down, thunder chump."

by Piptro April 8, 2017

Thunderized

When someone looks insanely disheveled and is acting abnormal

" Dude you look completely Thunderized after she kissed you that morning"

"He was Thunderized with how overwhelmed he was"

by Nightystay January 17, 2025